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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Subtle Musings from the MidWest</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @blanchebeecham)</generator><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Can Tumblr Love Yahoo, Like a Dirty Child Bride Sold into Marriage?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nationalreport.net/can-tumblr-love-yahoo-like-a-dirty-child-bride-sold-into-marriage/"&gt;Can Tumblr Love Yahoo, Like a Dirty Child Bride Sold into Marriage?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;(National Report) – Yahoo Incorporated is buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (USD). While many see this as some sort of arranged marriage and plan a revival of “Runaway Bride”, others are furiously pos…&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50945694312</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50945694312</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:07 -0400</pubDate><category>yahoo buying tumblr</category><category>yahoo</category><category>tumblr</category></item><item><title>"It means ‘female dog,’ I’d explain to my sisters, ‘but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t..."</title><description>“It means ‘female dog,’ I’d explain to my sisters, ‘but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t let you be yourself”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;David Sedaris, (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyouinpictures.tumblr.com/"&gt;areyouinpictures&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50600082817</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50600082817</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:05:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Can’t David Sedaris Get Morgan Freeman to Read His Books?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nationalreport.net/why-cant-david-sedaris-get-morgan-freeman-to-read-his-books/"&gt;Why Can’t David Sedaris Get Morgan Freeman to Read His Books?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;(National Report) – I don’t know who does the reading for David Sedaris’ audiobooks, but sales could probably improve if Morgan Freeman was given the job. Many Americans enjoy audiobooks. Whether i…&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50596072785</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/50596072785</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:07:47 -0400</pubDate><category>david sedaris</category><category>morgan freeman</category><category>audiobooks</category></item><item><title>bobbyfinger:

Mack drew a beautiful thing based on this tragic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb9a7714eb083cb2f1bcf132a118488c/tumblr_mm2pm5pPyq1qa9siqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobbyfinger.tumblr.com/post/49260543934"&gt;bobbyfinger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/aewsome"&gt;Mack&lt;/a&gt; drew a beautiful thing based on &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/mark-loses-entire-life-savings-playing-single-carnival-485728350"&gt;this tragic story&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/49310367696</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/49310367696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:56:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>christiannightmares:

Fun game of the day: Do you make the list...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a142352c05888cac366ba785a68896f3/tumblr_mm31iyr3eo1qapkmyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/49274949654/fun-game-of-the-day-do-you-make-the-list-of"&gt;christiannightmares&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Fun game of the day: Do you make the list of people God’s pissed at? (For a related post, click here &lt;a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/40765019755/fun-game-of-the-day-how-many-sins-have-you"&gt;&lt;a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/40765019755/fun-game-of-the-day-how-many-sins-have-you"&gt;http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/40765019755/fun-game-of-the-day-how-many-sins-have-you&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/49310305680</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/49310305680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:55:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>anukkinearthwalker:

you will return to your origin.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03aa18a9d0772d17ad995f5080e55f1e/tumblr_mktfzyTN121qknzn8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knowtoomuch.info/post/47250793653/you-will-return-to-your-origin"&gt;anukkinearthwalker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you will return to your origin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/47308456236</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/47308456236</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:47:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kmreddington:

Oh, you know. Just Benedict Cumberbatch in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6b2710ee9bde9bc7cc1a0b298dac8a8/tumblr_mkt589daDr1sn618go1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b849bdbd0321da5b431fee345d68bb4/tumblr_mkt589daDr1sn618go2_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kmreddington.tumblr.com/post/47232833520/oh-you-know-just-benedict-cumberbatch-in-the"&gt;kmreddington&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh, you know. Just Benedict Cumberbatch in the rain. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do not have a Benedict Cumberbatch addiction. It is just that my eyeballs work better and my attention is sharpened if I plaster his picture everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/47308333615</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/47308333615</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:45:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bill Maher Saves the Catholic Church, Abandons Atheism</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nationalreport.net/bill-maher-saves-the-catholic-church-abandons-atheism/"&gt;Bill Maher Saves the Catholic Church, Abandons Atheism&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“&lt;span&gt;Putting that into perspective, there are &lt;a href="http://www.catholicleague.org/bill-mahers-history-of-anti-catholicism-1998-2013-2/"&gt;&lt;span&gt;thirty-nine reasons&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to “defend” 23% of the population against 0.000000319% of the population&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;by contacting Bill Maher’s employers and demanding Bill Maher be cast out of employment after a brief, public punishment like caning or maybe a witch testing dunking booth. The Catholic League doesn’t specify torture exactly, which is pretty nice of them.” - Barbara Bagwell, “Bill Maher Saves the Catholic Church, Abandons Atheism, The National Report&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46710978472</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46710978472</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:34:14 -0400</pubDate><category>Atheism</category><category>Catholic League</category><category>Bill Maher</category><category>Skepticism</category></item><item><title>Room 237 "The Shining" Documentary Puts Stanley Kubrick in the Director's Seat of the Apollo 11 Moon Hoax</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nationalreport.net/room-237-the-shining-documentary-stanley-kubrick-crafted-the-apollo-moon-landing-hoax-part-1-of-2/"&gt;Room 237 "The Shining" Documentary Puts Stanley Kubrick in the Director's Seat of the Apollo 11 Moon Hoax&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://nationalreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DannyAPOLLO11a.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The question on my mind is - How did Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall have such a cute (and blonde) kid?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Many aspects of the 1980 horror film are puzzling. The documentary “Room 237” drags them out and pieces them together for a good time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46563222183</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46563222183</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Science FIction</category><category>Film</category><category>Kubrick</category><category>The Shining</category></item><item><title>christiannightmares:

Christian album of the day: A boy named...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e069d3be1cb9a39e90804e4416f9ab22/tumblr_mk89um1ODY1qapkmyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/46263586877/christian-album-of-the-day-a-boy-named-timmy"&gt;christiannightmares&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Christian album of the day: A boy named Timmy fiddles for Jesus (For a related video, click here &lt;a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/397567339/a-series-of-riveting-clips-featuring-christian"&gt;&lt;a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/397567339/a-series-of-riveting-clips-featuring-christian"&gt;http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/397567339/a-series-of-riveting-clips-featuring-christian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh how Timmy Fiddled for the Lord day and night…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46290618511</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46290618511</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:30:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wtfplus:

roaman’s, “three piece carwash skirt suit,” $119 and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce358bb2717120a48125844bb5c105f6/tumblr_mk87peWmIm1s89eq4o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfplus.tumblr.com/post/46260536972/roamans-three-piece-carwash-skirt-suit-119"&gt;wtfplus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;roaman’s, “three piece carwash skirt suit,” $119 and up&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i don’t even know how to make fun of this because they already called it the ‘carwash skirt suit’. what person has ever gone through a carwash and been like, ‘i wish i could dress like this. like a carwash’?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46290352060</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46290352060</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:27:12 -0400</pubDate><category>If only this came in tri-gloss. The kids just love the carwash when the tri-gloss coats the car in rainbow colors.</category></item><item><title>Senator Claire McCaskill: And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love. I Corinthians 13</title><description>&lt;a href="http://clairecmc.tumblr.com/post/46209857472/and-now-abide-faith-hope-love-these-three-but-the"&gt;Senator Claire McCaskill: And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love. I Corinthians 13&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clairecmc.tumblr.com/post/46209857472/and-now-abide-faith-hope-love-these-three-but-the"&gt;clairecmc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The question of marriage equality is a great American debate. Many people, some with strong religious faith, believe that marriage can only exist between a man and a woman. Other people, many of whom also have strong religious faith, believe that our country should not limit the commitment of…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46289651232</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/46289651232</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:19:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Each year, middle-class American high-school seniors with good grades go through a familiar ritual..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Each year, middle-class American high-school seniors with good grades go through a familiar ritual of the college application process. They file a bunch of applications—perhaps after visiting several schools—submitting test scores, grades, essays, and letters of recommendation. They apply to a “reach” school or two and a “safety” school or two along with some in the middle. The idea is to see where you can get in and then decide where you want to go after researching both the quality of the schools on offer and the actual financial cost of attending. It’s a system that’s a bit stressful and annoying, but it basically works. Students get matched with schools that roughly suit their level of academic preparation and people have a chance to shop around a bit for the myriad forms of financial aid that make college attendance feasible.&lt;br/&gt;
But it doesn’t work for poor kids. It turns out that over and above all the other disadvantages one faces growing up poor in America, the majority of high-achieving kids from low-income backgrounds fail to apply to any selective colleges.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But it doesn’t work for poor kids. It turns out that over and above all the other disadvantages one faces growing up poor in America, the majority of high-achieving kids from low-income backgrounds fail to apply to &lt;em&gt;any&lt;/em&gt; selective colleges.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Team of Stanford and Harvard researchers finds &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/03/undermatching_half_of_the_smartest_kids_from_low_income_households_don_t.html"&gt;undermatching is a key factor in the structural inequality of education&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exp.lore.com/"&gt;explore-blog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/45432338344</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/45432338344</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:42:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Diaper Found in WalMart Parking Lot Infested with Brown Recluse Spiders | Daily Bleach</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailybleach.com/diaper-found-in-walmart-parking-lot-infested-with-brown-recluse-spiders/#.UTwgRZfTlxk.tumblr"&gt;Diaper Found in WalMart Parking Lot Infested with Brown Recluse Spiders | Daily Bleach&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/45004017008</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/45004017008</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:55:44 -0500</pubDate><category>Spiders</category><category>Diapers</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8c04yJic1qho0hpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43694413881</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43694413881</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:00:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m wearing this to a parent teacher conference. Except my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7bf60c50690fba407ccec874721a9605/tumblr_mil7nmnQL81qe8lnho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m wearing this to a parent teacher conference. Except my bangs will be real.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43694386756</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43694386756</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:59:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reasons for Fatigue in Women | Daily Bleach</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailybleach.com/reasons-for-fatigue-in-women/#.USLGfbeLti0.tumblr"&gt;Reasons for Fatigue in Women | Daily Bleach&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43443518808</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43443518808</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:26:49 -0500</pubDate><category>Ratchet</category><category>Fatigue</category><category>Lent</category></item><item><title>12 Foot Snow Penis Compared to 9-11, Could Qualify as Fine Art | Daily Bleach</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailybleach.com/12-foot-snow-penis-compared-to-9-11-could-qualify-as-fine-art/#.USI0uEdTDjc.tumblr"&gt;12 Foot Snow Penis Compared to 9-11, Could Qualify as Fine Art | Daily Bleach&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43398083927</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43398083927</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:04:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Snow</category><category>Sculpture</category><category>Fine Art</category><category>Rhode Island</category></item><item><title>Universe Flicks a Booger at Russia, Science Declares War on Religion | Daily Bleach</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailybleach.com/universe-flicks-a-booger-at-russia-science-declares-war-on-religion/#.UR5rNG9CKgI.tumblr"&gt;Universe Flicks a Booger at Russia, Science Declares War on Religion | Daily Bleach&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://dailybleach.com/universe-flicks-a-booger-at-russia-science-declares-war-on-religion/untitled-5/"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43155675570</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43155675570</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:09:06 -0500</pubDate><category>Meteor</category><category>Science</category><category>Satire</category></item><item><title>Is it Ok to Masturbate Daily? | Daily Bleach</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailybleach.com/is-it-ok-to-masturbate-daily/#.URvcqEenltQ.tumblr"&gt;Is it Ok to Masturbate Daily? | Daily Bleach&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43013735914</link><guid>http://blanchebeecham.tumblr.com/post/43013735914</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:34:39 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
