It means ‘female dog,’ I’d explain to my sisters, ‘but it also means ‘a woman...– David Sedaris, (via areyouinpictures)
Why Can’t David Sedaris Get Morgan Freeman to Read... →
(National Report) – I don’t know who does the reading for David Sedaris’ audiobooks, but sales could probably improve if Morgan Freeman was given the job. Many Americans enjoy audiobooks. Whether i…
Bill Maher Saves the Catholic Church, Abandons... →
“Putting that into perspective, there are thirty-nine reasons to “defend” 23% of the population against 0.000000319% of the population by contacting Bill Maher’s employers and demanding Bill Maher be cast out of employment after a brief, public punishment like caning or maybe a witch testing dunking booth. The Catholic League doesn’t specify torture exactly, which is pretty nice of...
Room 237 "The Shining" Documentary Puts Stanley... →
The question on my mind is - How did Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall have such a cute (and blonde) kid? Many aspects of the 1980 horror film are puzzling. The documentary “Room 237” drags them out and pieces them together for a good time.
Senator Claire McCaskill: And now abide faith,... →
clairecmc: The question of marriage equality is a great American debate. Many people, some with strong religious faith, believe that marriage can only exist between a man and a woman. Other people, many of whom also have strong religious faith, believe that our country should not limit the commitment of…
Each year, middle-class American high-school seniors with good grades go through...– Team of Stanford and Harvard researchers finds undermatching is a key factor in the structural inequality of education. (via explore-blog)
Diaper Found in WalMart Parking Lot Infested with... →
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12 Foot Snow Penis Compared to 9-11, Could Qualify... →
Universe Flicks a Booger at Russia, Science... →
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The Worldwide Movement To Get Men To Wash Their...
jenniferswag: onnobodysside: nextyearsgirl: Depending on the study, 25–50% of men don’t wash their hands after urinating. But a solution has been popping up here and there. Time for a rousing chorus of “the patriarchy isn’t real” again? The woman at the top looks so uncomfortable with these stupid fucking sinks and rightfully so. I want to killlllllllll the designer of...
This really shouldn't be concerning me as much as...
moriartysskull: tomatoesonstrings: But… Sherlock starts filming in March. And Benedict’s hair isn’t long enough yet. Why is this worrying me so much? Dear God, he will be filming loads of stuff until then and probably needs short hair for those roles. They will use extensions - or he will play Sherlock short haired. Why not? I humbly volunteer to run my fingers through that hair. All...
Climate Change Science Says Lady Selfishness... →
Hard to fight science.
Can I get Pregnant from Anal Sex? There seems to... →
Replacement for the Bristol Stool Scale →
It is time to flush away the Bristol Stool scale and embrace a new way of talking about poo. [READ MORE]
Cat Marnell →
Cat Marnell’s writing isn’t exactly ‘enlightening’ in a bottle, but it isn’t just self-absorbed fireflies either. [READ MORE]
Do Garden Gnomes Really Need Assault Weapons? →
“The average garden gnome’s life script has been assailed from several directions, creating unease and confusion. None of the gnome reasons for assault weapons include books by Stephen King or video games…” [READ MORE]
Everytime I post something sexy about The...
moriartysskull: …I loose one follower. What’s wrong with you??? Bah I say to those people. Bah!
When you Buy a Roomba →
Max Frisch once said that “technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don’t have to experience it.” Nowhere is this more relevant and true than in the home. Too much technology is harmful. [READ MORE]
Furbies, What Every Parent Should Know →
Furby. The most dangerous and annoying toys ever is back by popular demand. What are these things? Why don’t I like them? Do they ever die?
Daily Bleach: BUCKWILD Is America Ready to Learn... →
[caption id=”attachment_15966” align=”alignright” width=”300”]These two Sissionville Middle School seventh graders were awarded a Golden Horseshoe. The award recognizes excellence in West Virginia History.[/caption] “Comprised of exits off the state road to Eden’s Fork, Tuppers Creek, Pocatalico, and Haines Branch, Sissonville is less a township than a...
Handful of Sorrows and Self Made Sadwiches →
One man’s tale of misandry. A world he doesn’t understand. How will he survive? Oh the irony!
The Testimony of an Incompetent Jezebel →
It is one of those German clocks, the kind I think they call anniversary or 400 day clocks. There are four golden balls turning, pausing, reversing. I can see myself, vile, yellowed, corrupted. I’m waiting. I don’t like the girl in the reflection. She allowed herself to be held down,… [READ MORE]
Daily Bleach: How Should Jews Celebrate Christmas? →